Rise with the smoke to NEVERLAND.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via happiest)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via collapsed)

agentsofshieldconfessions:

It angers me when people laugh their heads off at the “you were never on top” line. It is truly hurtful to imply that a healthy and common sexual preference of being the not-in-charge-partner is taken as a shot at masculinity and inner strength, when it is nothing to be ashamed off. Grow up, folks. Let’s not go sub -shaming, just as we wouldn’t go gay-shaming or lesbian-shaming. Let’s not glorify that Mayism just as we wouldn’t glorify her telling Ward he “fights like a girl”.

agentsofshieldconfessions:

It angers me when people laugh their heads off at the “you were never on top” line. It is truly hurtful to imply that a healthy and common sexual preference of being the not-in-charge-partner is taken as a shot at masculinity and inner strength, when it is nothing to be ashamed off. Grow up, folks. Let’s not go sub -shaming, just as we wouldn’t go gay-shaming or lesbian-shaming. Let’s not glorify that Mayism just as we wouldn’t glorify her telling Ward he “fights like a girl”.

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years

(via safeguards)

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.

—(via hank-schrader)

(Source: hazelhirao, via imbarely)